My daughter wanted a haircut, so we decided we would have it done at Ulta. My husband decided he would tag along. Big Mistake. There are just some places men should not be allowed. The beauty store is one of them. Here is a rundown of the hell I had to endure from my husband during a 30 minute hair cut:
Why is a haircut $35 here? I go to Great Clips and pay $8 for mine. (It shows)
Why are there makeup samples all over? Why are you trying them on? That’s disgusting. You don’t know who touched those.
This perfume sample is all out. It’s only because the bottle is pretty, not because it smelled good.
$9 for nail polish!? I have NEVER looked at your nails and thought “My, those are some pretty nails. It must because she bought the $9 nail polish.”
Why is that man asking more questions about beauty products than his wife? I may go to the craft store with you, but that man just reassured me that I do still have a few punches left in my man card.
Oh my God. Is there a bar in here? Why don’t they have a bar in here?
As we are getting into the car I put some chapstick on. What? You’re putting more crap on? What is that for? Ugh, I would not make a good woman.
He was one more comment away from a karate chop to the forehead. Now I am going to have to come up with some equally annoying comments for the next time I get dragged to the auto parts store.
Ladies, save yourself a headache and NEVER take your man to the beauty store with you.
Men, if your woman insists you go to the beauty store, do both of you a favor and refuse.Unless your are way into grooming, this just isn't the place for you.