Every woman should have a secret stash of chocolate.
You know how Donkey thinks parfaits are the best thing on the whole damn planet? I agree.
I want to learn a new language this year.
I love a good book and a hot tea on a cold day.
I think my dermatologist is related to Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. I can never leave there without her stealing something off my body.
Buying a fancy washer and dryer does not make laundry more fun to do.
What’s the big deal over Beyonce’s baby name? What did anyone expect from someone who got "bootylicious" in the dictionary?
Why is it so hard to open a pickle jar?
Nothing makes me happier than an unexpected phone call from someone I have not spoken to in a while.
I can’t wait for my kids to get home from school. I have a new craft project I want to work on with them.
I’m getting over the whole Facebook thing. Too many complainers on there.
This is my new favorite saying: